30,666 notes
19 / 6 / 2013 @ 08:54
(source: styleswhore)

onedirectioncutefacts:

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

HOT AS FUCK

(Source: styleswhore)

185,785 notes
19 / 6 / 2013 @ 08:52
(source: an-egg)

timey-wimey-detector-ding:

castielisinmyboot:

fuckwooper:

money is so stupid and unnecessary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper

I’m pretty sure the reason why is because we live on a rock and paper beats rock.

oh my god

(Source: an-egg)

145,864 notes
19 / 6 / 2013 @ 08:49
(source: dicksoclock)

dicksoclock:

oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says 

“where do these go?”

and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”

and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried

and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”

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19 / 6 / 2013 @ 08:48
(source: acomas)

acomas:

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

269,697 notes
19 / 6 / 2013 @ 08:48
(source: 25thcenturystripper-deactivated)

deceptiboobies:

“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room

20,199 notes
19 / 6 / 2013 @ 08:47
(source: doctormodel)

doctormodel:

saying women shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions because they were the ones who had unprotected sex is like saying smokers shouldn’t receive treatment for lung cancer or drivers shouldn’t receive treatment in a car crash because they knew the risks when they got a driving license

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19 / 6 / 2013 @ 08:47
(source: urbanfuck)

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

this is not what i want to be remembered for