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onedirectioncutefacts: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? HOT AS FUCK

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:54:27 -0400

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

HOT AS FUCK

timey-wimey-detector-ding: castielisinmyboot: fuckwooper: money is so stupid and unnecessary...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:52:52 -0400

castielisinmyboot:

fuckwooper:

money is so stupid and unnecessary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper

I’m pretty sure the reason why is because we live on a rock and paper beats rock.

oh my god

dicksoclock: oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:49:23 -0400

dicksoclock:

oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says

“where do these go?”

and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”

and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried

and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”

acomas: my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:48:57 -0400

acomas:

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

deceptiboobies: “no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:48:34 -0400

deceptiboobies:

“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room

The Joker in Batman: Arkham Origins

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:48:03 -0400

The Joker in Batman: Arkham Origins

oomshi: who wore it better

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:47:32 -0400

oomshi:

who wore it better

doctormodel: saying women shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions because they were the ones who had...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:47:17 -0400

doctormodel:

saying women shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions because they were the ones who had unprotected sex is like saying smokers shouldn’t receive treatment for lung cancer or drivers shouldn’t receive treatment in a car crash because they knew the risks when they got a driving license

urbanfuck: urbanfuck: urbanfuck: anal sneezes are cute as shit sorry iphone the word i was...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:47:01 -0400

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

this is not what i want to be remembered for

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:44:57 -0400

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:43:11 -0400

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:42:29 -0400

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz: In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on. In the summer I turn...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:41:31 -0400

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.

In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.

tunaofthesea: partybarackisinthehousetonight: i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:32:27 -0400

tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

blank

magicconchshell: is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:31:33 -0400

magicconchshell:

is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep

oldprickbitches: Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:31:18 -0400

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

woundstobindx: boymeetsworldgifs: LOOK AT THE PICTURE THEY HAVE IN THEIR LIVING ROOM I’M...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:44:55 -0400

woundstobindx:

boymeetsworldgifs:

LOOK AT THE PICTURE THEY HAVE IN THEIR LIVING ROOM

I’M SOBBING

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:43:44 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:37:33 -0400

tonilstark: punkmonksteven: [VIDEO] I give serious props to...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:34:56 -0400

tonilstark:

punkmonksteven:

[VIDEO]

I give serious props to the people who actually have the balls to go out and do shit like this in public.